I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
