So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
it's like iHOP with fire
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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