You're my little dorito
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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