I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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