Small penises have feelings too.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
