Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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