Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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