i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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