Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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