just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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