Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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