I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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