So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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