Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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