Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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