The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Duck Duck Cougar?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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