i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize