glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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