Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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