if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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