Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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