Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
