We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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