Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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