So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got inside last night via doggy door
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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