I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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