dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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