That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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