So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
