Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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