And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Randomize