either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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