We won't sleep together?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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