Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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