Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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