party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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