Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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