Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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