I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can't put those talents on a resume
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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