just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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