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(704): View more from North Carolina

I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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(785): View more from Kansas

i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(703): View more from Virginia

theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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(619): View more from California

We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card

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