I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.