Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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