So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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