This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question