Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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