he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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