i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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