Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
