he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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