I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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