she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
