with your own penis?
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I was not drunk enough for that final.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
