Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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