Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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