Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts